“That’s right. Almighty God bought me this luxury automobile in exchange for sexual favors. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I don’t actually walk, because I had sex with God and He gave me a car. And a tennis bracelet.” - Leviteronomy 12:19
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most insanely funny thing I’ve seen all year. :”“”“D
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hello. i'm stev(en). i like music and other stuff. i live in or around los angeles. i'm great at speaking english, kissing, and remaining upright when thrown off balance. i feel, in most cases, that women should keep their hair long (because it's gorgeous). also, i'm one of those agnostic people. that might come up from time to time (though generally only when i'm attacked about it in real lifes). we'll see.
