mydrunkkitchen:

reuniclus:

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Oh no

that moment when you realize this is basically how the whole of existence is.

(via doc-hologram)

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i look at my customers like this often.

especially the ones that are raising kids.horrifying.

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  07/06/14 at 04:06am

you can’t take the sky from me.

  07/04/14 at 09:23pm

try to take his liberty. he dares you. #bioshock
#freedom

  07/04/14 at 05:29pm

phlegminism:

"Are you a Sailor Scout?"

"I’m sailor Freddy Mercury."

(via zombiezia)

Black Jaws

anonywes:

Totally happening outside right now. This dude and this chick are arguing about who is more of a “boss”.

was one of them tony danza?

  07/02/14 at 12:49am

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los doyers.

  06/30/14 at 07:47pm

and, also, probably bang a lot!

(via sgt-titties)

  06/30/14 at 12:55am